Yesterday we released five British Guantanamo detainees to the British government. Naturally, being dangerous terrorists they were immediately arrested and put away.
Wait! They weren't? They were let go for lack of any evidence? Hmmm...
Can't we kidnap them and send them to Syria for proper questioning?
What? We're not doing that any more because Syria is a terrorist state?
Well, there's always Jordan. They've got us on one side in Iraq and Israel one the other. They'll do whatever we tell them, they're scared shitless.
Can't we send Aristide to Gitmo?
Posted by bushmeister0
at 3:10 PM EST
Updated: Friday, 12 March 2004 12:40 AM EST